I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat
This is perfect
My Soylent delivery arrived yesterday, and I tried it as my dinner tonight!
I’m most pleased with the flavour, very mild, slightly malty and oaty. I read people often add a dash of cocoa or peanut butter, though I am not sure it needs it!
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somebody said it
Men are also victims of abuse…but men are more likely to be abused by other men both physically and sexually than by women. We have a man problem…it isn’t a problem with every man, but we have a man problem, and if we don’t even ever talk about it, how are we going to solve it?
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
OK, no offense you guys, but have you ever participated in oral sex? It is very difficult to do when both people are standing up…
Hank, I think the spread legs could be/ are of someone squatting against the wall while the other person is standing. Maybe there’s even a stool or cauldron to squat on. :0) Who can resolve this curiosity for us?
OK…I think it’s actually completely possible that one of them is sitting on a stool (or cauldron) and this is, in fact, BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
even the baby’s a little shook up by the end
This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.
This kid needs to have TFiOS read to her evil grin
Why can't it just be okay. Why? Why do I have to be down here again. I am working on this, all fucking day long. And in the end I feel like this again.
I am sorry that you are experiencing lows. I like your anger towards those lows. Keep the anger. Let it motivate you to climb. You’ll still feel pretty low sometimes, but feeling is better than not feeling. Take care of yourself.
Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.
This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.
the lego movie
now that I’ve learned I can’t unsee it
The more I think about it, I am not so sure I want a Black Widow movie any more.
I’ve been giggling at this for 5 minutes now.
Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?
I guess I am both happy and sad.
I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.
But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.