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Sep 28

I’ve been giggling at this for 5 minutes now.

I’ve been giggling at this for 5 minutes now.

Sep 26

as-howarth said: Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

Burn!

[video]

Sep 25

torteen:



I hope you can take a moment out of your day to recognize this girl is killing it.

Not only is her costume amazing, but…look at the spoon! Maybe she really is Magneto…


THIS

torteen:

I hope you can take a moment out of your day to recognize this girl is killing it.

Not only is her costume amazing, but…look at the spoon! Maybe she really is Magneto…

THIS

(via wilwheaton)

Sep 19

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

(Source: moosekleenex)

Sep 18

Scottish Independence

After much thought here is what I think about Scottish Independence:

  1. As a UK citizen, I will be sad to see an economical and political wall go up between our peoples.
  2. As an empathetic human, I can completely understand why Scotland would like better representation than they have been receiving.

There are myriad pros and cons for me, England, Europe and the world on the matter.

But it is right for the Scottish people to finally have their say. It is their business and their business alone.

Sep 17

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Sep 14

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Sep 10

edwardspoonhands:

neyagawa:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

YOU EXPECT YOUR CHILDREN TO DRINK 700ML DRINKS TO COME WITH THEIR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL??? FUCK OUTTA HERE AMERICA

We have a “Kids” size that is smaller than the small. It’s like an Australian medium (which is the same size as a can of coke btw). Also, in the US all of the sizes cost the same amount. $1. You basically pick based on how much soda you want, not how much you want to pay. Which is excellent…if you want to give an entire nation diabetes. 
Sometimes I get a little frustrated when people talk about how McDonald’s is bad for you and then in the same breath propose going to a local restaurant where they buy a half-pound bacon cheeseburger. The wheat is the same wheat, the meat is the same meat. There’s nothing about McDonald’s that’s intrinsically bad for you except portion sizes, which are just as bad, if not worse, at sit-down service places.
There’s this perception that McDonald’s is junk food simply because it’s McDonald’s and, frankly, I’m starting to think it’s classist. Like, It’s where poor people go, so it must not be substandard.
The only problem with McDonald’s is that when you get a Big Mac Meal with large fries and a coke, you’re getting 1,300 calories set in front of you…and unfortunately it tastes so damn good that you’ll eat the whole thing. 
Oh…another problem with McDonald’s is that to keep their prices low they pay poverty-level wages to, increasingly, adult professional people, but that’s not what I hear people complaining about.

Cans aren’t “Australian medium” (500ml) outside of the US. (I didn’t think they were in the US either…?)

edwardspoonhands:

neyagawa:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

YOU EXPECT YOUR CHILDREN TO DRINK 700ML DRINKS TO COME WITH THEIR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL??? FUCK OUTTA HERE AMERICA

We have a “Kids” size that is smaller than the small. It’s like an Australian medium (which is the same size as a can of coke btw). Also, in the US all of the sizes cost the same amount. $1. You basically pick based on how much soda you want, not how much you want to pay. Which is excellent…if you want to give an entire nation diabetes. 

Sometimes I get a little frustrated when people talk about how McDonald’s is bad for you and then in the same breath propose going to a local restaurant where they buy a half-pound bacon cheeseburger. The wheat is the same wheat, the meat is the same meat. There’s nothing about McDonald’s that’s intrinsically bad for you except portion sizes, which are just as bad, if not worse, at sit-down service places.

There’s this perception that McDonald’s is junk food simply because it’s McDonald’s and, frankly, I’m starting to think it’s classist. Like, It’s where poor people go, so it must not be substandard.

The only problem with McDonald’s is that when you get a Big Mac Meal with large fries and a coke, you’re getting 1,300 calories set in front of you…and unfortunately it tastes so damn good that you’ll eat the whole thing. 

Oh…another problem with McDonald’s is that to keep their prices low they pay poverty-level wages to, increasingly, adult professional people, but that’s not what I hear people complaining about.

Cans aren’t “Australian medium” (500ml) outside of the US. (I didn’t think they were in the US either…?) UK Coke

Very proud of my company today.

TAKE ACTION

Very proud of my company today.

TAKE ACTION

Sep 09

A response to “We don’t need feminism any more”

An opinion I have heard from a minority of my friends is “we already have equality, we don’t need feminism”. Even if this is the case (chaps: ask any woman if she thinks this is true), simple equality isn’t enough to correct society.

Consider a game of monopoly where one player is given $400 every time they pass go, but everyone else just gets $200. Twenty turns later, this person will likely own most of the board.

To make the game fair again, it is not enough to simply give everyone the same amount when they pass go: The unfairly-advantaged player ALREADY OWNS THE WHOLE BOARD.

I don’t know exactly what the fix here is, but simple equality is not enough.

Sep 07

Me eating in public vs me eating at home (source)

Me eating in public vs me eating at home (source)

Sep 05

[video]

“The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism” — Lewis’s Law